Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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