I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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