ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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