Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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