The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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