I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So drunk its hurt
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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