i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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