Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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