Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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