hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think I just sharted jello shots
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