margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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