drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
this boner is exhausting
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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