Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
bring money and cleavage
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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