IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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