But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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