Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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