Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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