found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
