well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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