Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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