did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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