Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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