normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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