I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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