soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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