it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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