do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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