If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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