Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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