how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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