Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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