We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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