Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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