try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
