margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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