people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You don't make any sense
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he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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