Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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