I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I currently don't understand fingers.
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