Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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