Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
not ubering you a puppy
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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