the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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