i barfeds in our rink
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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