did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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