Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i will never coherently bang her
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think pants incapable of making pants work
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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