i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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