...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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