we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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