I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
