I must be too annoying 4 u.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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