He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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