I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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