Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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