next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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