your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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