she looked like the before picture.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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